Oh no

In the span of 4 hours, we have found 3 cockroaches.

#1: Lying on his back dead in the girls' bedroom; about the size of my pointer finger

#2: Crawling down the side of a kitchen cabinet; about the size of my pointer finger

#3: Crawling on the living room shelves; about the size of my 2nd toenail.

Screw charming. I'm ready to move out.